Comments on: More Mouthyness http://www.shoesandpie.com/2008/10/more-mouthyness/ I'm a verbivore! Tue, 07 Sep 2010 05:47:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Nick http://www.shoesandpie.com/2008/10/more-mouthyness/comment-page-1/#comment-593 Nick Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:15:46 +0000 http://tiddleywink.wordpress.com/?p=630#comment-593 You know the strange part about all of that puke-y goodness??? The people that I puked in front of actually worked at that Starbucks… It didn’t even phase them! Sure… most of it hit the bushes near where I was sitting, but still… you heard it over the phone! I know them well… and their indifferent reaction leads me to believe that they just assumed it was only a matter of time before I would vomit in their bushes… Well fuck them!!! I’m gonna poop in their bushes tomorrow morning! That should surprise them! ;) Oh… and for the record… just because I keistered those salt and pepper shakers, banana, and one dill pickle out of the Denny’s for you that one time, doesn’t mean I’m not above puking while imagining the unstitched flesh wound inside of your mouth. PS… I didn’t know that you’re not allowed to pee while on the phone with your friend. I assume this only applies to friends with “cookies” as the rest of us with dicks do it all of the time! You’ll have to excuse my breach of conduct as I didn’t receive the “2008 Guide to Friends with Cookies” even though I paid by credit card 3 months ago. And for the record… it would have been totally acceptable had we been playing by the 2007 rules. You know the strange part about all of that puke-y goodness???
The people that I puked in front of actually worked at that Starbucks…
It didn’t even phase them! Sure… most of it hit the bushes near where I was sitting, but still… you heard it over the phone!

I know them well… and their indifferent reaction leads me to believe that they just assumed it was only a matter of time before I would vomit in their bushes…

Well fuck them!!!

I’m gonna poop in their bushes tomorrow morning!

That should surprise them! ;)

Oh… and for the record… just because I keistered those salt and pepper shakers, banana, and one dill pickle out of the Denny’s for you that one time, doesn’t mean I’m not above puking while imagining the unstitched flesh wound inside of your mouth.

PS… I didn’t know that you’re not allowed to pee while on the phone with your friend.
I assume this only applies to friends with “cookies” as the rest of us with dicks do it all of the time! You’ll have to excuse my breach of conduct as I didn’t receive the “2008 Guide to Friends with Cookies” even though I paid by credit card 3 months ago. And for the record… it would have been totally acceptable had we been playing by the 2007 rules.

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