That’s not a command, it’s merely my current state of being. You see, the corporate headquarters of the company for which I work moved in June. Our old building was about a mile from a DSW, which led to more than a few lunchtime shopping adventures with colleagues and other friends who worked in the same office park. Our new building… not so much. We are now located in a spacious, light-filled building that is in the middle of a residential neighborhood.
It just so happens that there’s a DSW a mile and a half from my home. In fact, I drive right past that shopping center on my way home from work each night. I have a $10 rewards certificate. I have a $5-off-$20 coupon. I have a $25 gift card. I even have a pair of shoes that I need to return. I’m not sure why I don’t stop in, other than it’s not as though I need more shoes.
After all, I just bought two new (vintage) hats. 
2 new hats and no pictures of them?
You always need more shoes.