Wake up; notice mysterious scratches on neck. While moisturizing, notice three bruises on leg. Putting on shoes, notice cut on toe. Mousing at the office, notice cut on palm of hand. Chalk that one up to stigmata. Seriously wonder WHAT the hell happened in my sleep. Work like crazy to hit noon deadline by 12:15. [...]
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Back in April, I went to Las Vegas with a few of my girlfriends (and one husband who has earned himself a merit badge for putting up with FOUR women on vacation). I had never before shared a bathroom with these women. It was only slightly more organized than chaos. One morning, while Alison was [...]
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As a kid, my favorite movie was Singin’ In The Rain. It’s still up there in my top 10. I loved the story, the comedy, the songs, and the COSTUMES! It is entirely possible that my attraction to shoes began with this short, dialogue-free dance scene, with a seductive Cyd Charisse and a handsome Gene [...]
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Now the girls would turn the color of an avocado When he’d drive down the street in his Eldorado On our way to a bridal store this weekend, my pals and I noticed a car show along our route. And, being the girls that we are, we decided to make a detour on our way [...]
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I’m a part-time vegetarian. I try to do it full time, but the fact of the matter is, I’m a foodie and I really enjoy meat. There are other terms, such as lessetarian and semi-vegetarian, but the word that I feel best describes my diet is “flexitarian.” It sounds kind of like a cop-out to [...]
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