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Pie Reaches 9 On ScottScale, Baker Is Willing To Stop There

Yep, that’s right folks, my key lime pie is THIIIIIS close to Absolute Perfection. Scott tried to give me an 8.5 or 8.75, but I wasn’t giving in to that. He acquiesced to a 9 when I insisted (pouted). I agree with him that the texture is keeping it from being a perfect 10, but the flavah… I haz it. The ultimate compliment: Scott said that, were this to be served in a restaurant, the menu should have a disclaimer. And also, that it should be served with a glass of water. At which point I fetched him a glass of water, consummate hostess that I am. Damn! I should have been wearing one of my aprons!

Scott, to his credit, brought over, prepared, and grilled dinnerstuffs in exchange for Pie Heaven. Also, he brought me a new, full propane tank for the CharBroil. Because, did I mention? I ran out of propane while friends were over to grill on Saturday. Consummate hostess that I am (/me rolls eyes). Humorous note: The song playing on my stereo when the complete lack of flame was noticed was Outta Gas by the Honeybees. Hardy har har, Powers Who Be.

Tue, April 22 2008 » food

4 Responses

  1. erin April 22 2008 @ 8:10 am

    I missed PIE! And grilling…. *pouts*

  2. tiddleywink April 22 2008 @ 8:14 am

    Everybody has “missed” pie… Scott is the only taster thus far.

  3. Carrie April 22 2008 @ 11:43 am

    Sometimes things that make the perfect texture are added preservatives and things that unknowingly clog up our insides sooo….my guess is that your pie is a 10.

  4. Zaskoda April 26 2008 @ 5:12 pm

    Hey now… granting a 9 is a big deal… you can’t just go tossing around 10′s like there’s an unlimited supply of them.

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